Crackiroshi

A hybrid English-Japanese word for when you work yourself to death at a 9-5, while simultaneously smoking cocaine to stay awake all night in your 3 series BMW, while you drive for both Uber and Lyft in San Francisco

"yeah, he died of crackiroshi. He just worked too many hours, way too high on crack and his heart just exploded everywhere."

by JeeStatus May 16, 2018

Crackified

When something looks like crack but isn't

Person 1: *sees an object that looks like crack* Is that crack?!?!?!
Person 1: *gets closer* oh nvm, I just got crackified

by Rajan, Master of Econ January 30, 2019

cracksident

When you accidentally imbibe in narcotics use without knowing it

Last night Becky had a cracksident at Jennifer's party. Apparently those weird Arab guys put heroin on the weed bowl.

by Sopstic December 28, 2021

crackeresque

An adjective used to describe something very cracker like.

Example 1
“Fuck are you wearing man, those shoes are very crackeresque”

Example 2
“Yeah I’ve been to his house, it’s very crackeresque”

by Ricky D. PhD April 29, 2022

Balenciaga Crackpipe

a doorstopper. Typically found in middle class homes/apartments, But you still live under minimum wage for the average coke head if you own these, or you're an alcoholic. Sliding doors are for experts.

"Got pulled over last night. The dog could smell the balenciaga crackpipe in the stashbox. He offered me a website he uses for sleep and gave me some water. Pig."

by tornxvi January 11, 2023

crackpire

a crack head (one addicted to crack/cocaine) who roams the streets at night lookin for shit to sell to get their next hit. will sometimes come knocking on the door of the weak willed looking for money.

omg! locked the doors, the crackpires are out!

by Lexi61689 November 1, 2010

crackaine

crackaine-noun.. a mixture of crack and cocaine druggies smoke it or sniff it its what the cool kids do

dude that kid is wicked high off crackaine

by LALA October 26, 2004