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Cousin Fucker

Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the south-land
I miss 'ole' 'bamy once again and I think it's a sin
Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
In Birmingham they love the Gov'nor, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you, tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you, here I come
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do)
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue, now how bout you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Sweet home Alabama, oh sweet home
Where the skies are so blue and the governor's true
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
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Me-*hand on dick* SWEET HOME ALABAMA *cums*
by cousinfucker2347632768 April 18, 2019
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hot cousin

1.) a cousin that you know you are related to but you still think is hot and doable...and you suspect given the circumstances of drunkness you dont know what you would do.
Damn dude if I had a few beers I DONT KNOW WHAT I would do with my hot cousin!!
by Mike234234234 August 29, 2007
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cousinette

a cousin of the female gender. (similar to how in spanish prima is the feminine form of cousin).
I have 2 cousins named John and Steve and 1 cousinette namd Leslie.
by tyrannyrocks May 20, 2009
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coussin

A "coussin" place is a super comfortable place, for example full of cushions. It was originally invented by Montaigne during his trip to Iran in 1756. This famous philosopher was amazed by the amount of cushions in the palaces of the persian empire.
Wow duude, look at that café, it's damn coussin !

And then we went to her flat, it was the coussinnest !
by MichelMontaigne June 8, 2013
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Cousins' Productions

A guy that helps people homebrew their Wii. he has also done a thumb reveal as his hyped up friends don't really care. He used to be popular, but now he's in a lower tier than my battle pass on fortnite. he is the only person that can help you on your wii. i think maybe he is a simp though, and maybe he likes anime i dont know. i just watch his streams
"Oh, Do you know who Cousins' Productions is?"
"Yeah, he helped me homebrew my Wii!"
"He's a dead youtuber now"
"Oh dang it, I had a crush on him!"
by Person Impersonator July 27, 2020
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Ben Cousins Meal Deal

A reference to Hungry Jacks and the troubled AFL footballer Ben Cousins, who had a massive (and sadly ongoing) amphetamine and cocaine problem. The Ben Cousins Meal Deal: No burger, no fries, just the coke and ice.
Mate if I'm gonna go out again tonight, I'll need a Ben Cousins Meal Deal.
by Macktown September 18, 2018
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Garbage Pail Cousin

Your least favorite (or the most irrelevant) cousin. The term comes from the tv show "It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia."
Tara:Have you seen Joey lately?
Sabrina:Ew,why would I want to? She's our garbage pail cousin.
by Please stop Doyle October 25, 2016
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