Caubled

Too completely, and utterly fuck something up. Brainless, lack of brain function to complete simple tasks.

Neal caubled the game, causing his team to lose.
Ryan caubled the t-shirt, by trying it on when he knew it was way too small for him.

by shinallsm January 2, 2011

high school couple

A high school couple is a term for cringe worthy individuals who are in a relationship. These people will take any opportunity to make sure everyone knows they're together.

Fuckin' high school couples define cringe induced brain aneurysms.

by land whaler101 November 20, 2019

stoner couple

two friends (usually best friends) who always smoke marijuana together. Enjoy great sessions with just the two of them.

Damn, shaan and adrian are such a stoner couple, they always blaze together.

by 305stoner December 17, 2009

cute couple

two people who look right together

awww natalia and chris are such a cute couple :3

by lily.anne April 26, 2013

the cobbler

Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.

That guy is "the cobbler", he loves giving it the big shoe!

by The Spike February 25, 2007

knob cobbler

a baked good of sorts whereas the filling consists of semen (i.e. man seed, man yogurt, baby gravy, jizz, jism, sperm, spermatazoa, goo, goop, fresh tapioca, scrotioca, cock lard, pole soap, spooge, etc.)

This Thanksgiving day I will be providing the visiting in-laws a heapin helpin o' me knob cobbler.

by M. Cyrus the Pothead November 28, 2011

Cougler

Cougler (adj.)is a young male who is attracted to cougars (An older woman who looks to pick up younger men), because he enjoys the experience factor and the excitement that is associated with the chase. some guys even though they could get young women they only go after hot older women these are couglers.

Hey man, your friend slept with my mom last night that douche bag is such a Cougler.

by Mike the Cougler February 27, 2009