1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017
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When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.
by CarlG.Willie May 9, 2018
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describes a person who sits on a couch and does nothing besides nothing. If they are asked to do something, they'll be deciding it all day, and won't give you an answer 'till they forget it.
My brother asked a question, but, eventually, I forgot it. He then turned angry and told me I was being "couch-potatous."
by nothing here, don't look at me March 5, 2024
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Couchpotatoism has been ont he rise for the last five years, contributing to the increase of fat ass people in North America.
by dmoney4_2_1 July 9, 2010
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