Costco rental

The term used when you purchase something from Costco with the intent to use it as a rental and then return it after work.

I need another TV for the big game, looks like I'll be getting a Costco rental.

by Trippen190 June 4, 2021

full costco

1. "super size me" but for just about anything.
2. To go all the way, go big, buy in bulk.
3. The final evolution of sice

Roommate: Bro, we're out of toilet paper. How many rolls should I get?
Me: bro, go full costco. I don't want to have to buy any more TP for the rest of the year.
~~~~~
person 1: should I get 6 mcnuggets, or 10?

person 2: go full costco dude, it's such a great deal
person 1: I can eat 50 nuggets
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*walks into donut shop*
Me: I just want one donut
Me to Me: (go full costco)
Me: "Yeah um can I order um three dozen donuts, uh twelve of those glazed..."
~~~~~
Hotel Desk: "what room would you like sir"
Me: "Yo hook me up full costco"
Hotel Desk: *hands me keys to the presidential suite*
~~~~~
Romeo: girl i love you full costco
Juliet: *swoon*
~~~~~
Me: "Ima go full costco writing these example sentences

by Little Drummer Boy Fred January 27, 2017

costco important

Self important because they have a membership to Costco.

She is Costco Important

by Clifee April 23, 2022

costco breath

the breath you get after eating all the samples offered at costco.

Dude 1: I need a gum so bad!
Dude 2: yeah, bro you have costco breath!
Dude 1: I know! But all the food samples at costco were good!

by Kandeez May 28, 2010

Costco Member

An overweight, disgusting person who thinks they're entitled to be an asshole because they paid for their membership.

They also tend to ask stupid questions and make pointless complaints and can be seen still shopping once the store is closed.

Member (while standing next to the raw meats): where is your frozen hamburger?

Employee: Did you check the freezer?

Member: No. *walks away*

Employee: What a dumbass Costco Member.

by Deli049 November 2, 2011

Costco-ing

When you or someone in your household go shopping at Costco and buy so much food that you don't even know what to do with it.

Roomate- "Duude, I went costco-ing today! There's food everywhere!!!"

by Applesnatcher June 21, 2011

Colorado Costco

You will need:

Condiments (peanut butter, jelly, etc.)

Blindfold

A freaky partner

Step 1:

Cover 2-3 fingers in different condiments of your choice
It’s important that you don’t tell your partner which condiments you used.

Step 2:

Let your partner taste your fingers and let them try to guess what’s on each finger. Let them know if they’re correct or incorrect

Step 3:

Take your dick and slather it in another condiment.

Step 4:

See where it goes from there!

“No way this motherfucker gave his girl a Colorado Costco”

“Yo I was fucking this fat bitch yesterday, and I swear man, knowing how to give her a Colorado Costco was so clutch. Fat hoes are into some freaky shit”

by placebo! May 23, 2023