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market correctional facility

During a market correction, the psychic prison to which those normally on the 'outside' are sentenced. The farther stock prices fall, the smaller, darker and colder their corner offices appear, and the more desperately helpless they feel.
Watching stock prices plunge, for reasons beyond anyone's control, the new prisoner confronted his fear of being forced to live like all the other poor inmates, locked in the market correctional facility for life, his one-percenter's luxuries a fading dream of the golden past.
by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2020
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Connectionship

The way in which two or more people are connected, the state of being connected.

In contrast to friendship it excludes emotional relations.

In contrast to relationship it excludes committing relations.
Person A: What do I need for my own business?
Person B: You'll need talent, a tax number and connectionship.
by WLAN__ November 17, 2015
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correction officer

Total loser who keeps an eye on locked up cons.
by M&M August 27, 2003
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Figgy (correction)

a nickname given to one who is a beast at football, preferably noseguard/nosetackle
figgy

(correction) is a beast. hey figgy (correction) nice sack!!
by thenumber 63 September 4, 2009
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Correction Slap

Whilst someone is doing wrong to themself or someone else you slap them with your palm onto their forehead
by snjgaming September 22, 2011
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Correction

Oh, hey, are you ever going to do that?
Hym "Issue a correction I mean? For your bullshit 3% narrative? Because I debunked that YEARS ago. Heh, 8 years later and you're STILL 8 years behind... But anyway, yeah, I outline a bunch of instances casual sadism (MMA fandom, The popularity of Jackass, epic fail videos) and casual narcissism (celebrity divas, etc). If the dark tetrad exists, it's on a 0 to 100 scale and applies to everyone. But then you wouldn't easily be able to bifurcate society into 'good people' and 'bad people.' You would have to admit that you're not an entirely good person. And you'd rather die than do that. I'm mean it's my whole thing! But if only you could get rid of that pesky 3%! Then you wouldn't have a genius dismantling your life's work. You could just ignore the fact that what you're saying has been wrong for 8 years."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
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correction erection

When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.

Often proceeding the words “well technically”.
He totally got. Correction erection when he corrected you about ancient Asian history.
by anonymous April 26, 2024
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