Corned Bash

Having anal sex after the insertion of a can of corned beef, provides lubrication and a lovely beefy odor.

Jeff: Want to bash the beef?
Joff: Lets use 3 cans this time.
Jeff: I love the smell of hot beef, I cant wait to be Corned Bashed by you!

by Joffy Scoffy September 3, 2014

Cane Cornered

The act of being a women on crutches with an amazing body

The fair had two cane cornered girls, it was stunning

by UDTruth August 21, 2016

Tri-corned

To be intoxicated by marijuana, nicotine, and alcohol all at the same time. To be fucked (up) three ways.

I got tri-corned as fuck last night and cannot remember a damned, fucking thing.

by Duncan of the Idahos October 28, 2021

corned beef hash

to vomit in a womens vagina

last night I threw down some corned beef hash

by chefdude73 March 20, 2007

cornfed

1)Somewhat rural

2) A little dull supposedly because of being rural; built off of the stereotypes that rural people are both stupid and fed mainly corn.

Person 1: They moved all the way to a farm in Missouri?!
Person 2: Yep, prob'ly already startin' to turn into cornfed idiots.

by Le WolfCreekian December 26, 2006

cornfed

a girl who comes from a family that has money and eats high quality food and has been taken care of well. not fat, but not skinny either.

All those cornfed girls from the suburbs be lookin' fine.

by rosco October 24, 2004

corned beef inspector

a corned beef inspector is a male that is attracted to females that have ginger hair and rough skin.

hey bert look at that corned beef girl shes fit

by popadopalis June 21, 2005