Corporate Democrat

So one who has been in politics since the 20th Century and has worked for Corporation such as those on wall street in New York City tends to be mostly lily-white

Andrew Cuomo is a two-term corporate democrat governor

by thesmartguy101 September 29, 2018

corporate beggar

1) Any person hired by large organizations, foundations, corporations, think-tanks, non-profits, etc... to collect money for seemingly benign purposes. 2)Any person paid by any interest group, corporation, foundation, conglomerate, etc... to collect signatures for State Initiatives for seemingly benign legislation that in actuality only benefit said interest group. 3) Any politician seeking re-election.

1)Man, I was mobbed by some chem co. corporate beggars on my way lunch, I f@#% up and made eye contact with one- he wouldn't shutup about the terrorism resulting from the new plastic bag tax, waving some initiative in my face to repeal the tax.

by J Pickwick September 26, 2010

corporate celery

A useless employee; someone who uses up more company resources than they return by way of contribution to the company

Wayne is such a lazy fuckwit, he never brings in any sales, he is just corporate celery!

by Secretmoose February 20, 2014

Corporate cutie

A hot girl dressed in professional attire, assumed to be educated and employed; seen typically during business hours, at work or on their lunch break. Generally 21+ years of age, but not too old to be called "cute" (average 30ish)

I spend my lunch breaks at Panera Bread for the eye candy. Every girl that comes in that place is a corporate cutie.

by LGP311 March 13, 2014

Corporate Terrorist

1. Corporate terrorism are crimes committed to create more consumers. Such as fraud, the spread of misleading propaganda, and bribing politicians to pass bills that force people into become consumers.

2. A terrorist action that creates widespread panic, and nervousness and results in the loss of rights and/or monies.

3. Corp-terrorist~ VERY extreme capitalist who resorts to violence, or fear mongering to spread panic in everyday citizens in order to coerce them onto their side or to buy something to make themselves feel safe.
Corporate terrorism is America’s most active terrorist movements. It is also the least prosecuted.

"Those fucking Corporate Terrorists took away my rights with that Patriot Act!!!"

Guy 1: "Wanna watch some Fox News?"
Guy 2: "No, I am full up to here of that corporate terrorism bullshit."

by The Free Libertarian September 12, 2009

corporate

An up and coming superstar at a company that takes part in all company events and buys into corporate propaganda no matter how ridiculous. Often wears a tie to work even though it's business casual. Corporate often becomes their first name. A.K.A -- Golden Boy

Where is your team lead at?

Corporate went to Alabama to run with the big wigs.

Really? Why?

Who knows, that son of a bitch always has his lips locked on someone at the top's ass.

by UsualSuspects June 22, 2011

Corporate Rock

the kind of music that is played in the elevators of the places of employment for the 1% ers.

Me in Elevator : Say, what's that sound ? A really bad cover of something by Journey, REO Speedwagon, or Styx maybe ?Friend Next To Me : Could be all of the above. It's elevator muzak, man. Y'know - corporate rock.

by Virgin Suicides May 5, 2017