A person who is very boring and bland sexually. This typically applies to a woman who will not sleep with another man, and regardless of whether or not the woman is actually boring, it is effective as an insult. Literally, a "boring vagina."
by Someonewholovesyou. June 3, 2011
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A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.
A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.
Barney: Have you met Tim? He's a total cooze missile.
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?
by CrystalBlonde69 October 3, 2012
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An Australian that lives in mount druitt and smokes pot everyday, you can find him if you leave some ''weed'' on the floor
by Coozy1eetswa July 7, 2022
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by atto August 1, 2010
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