New Year's Coom

When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.

A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.

by notcommiesquirrel January 01, 2021

coom cave

A mystical place where chubby neck bearded man children suck on their butt plugs and spank it to anime girls.

Don't go into Jeffrey's coom cave. It smells like ass and cum!

by assmuncher999 April 30, 2022

Cooming

Cummings so hard your dick breaks off

"Dude Kyle is cooming!"

by WraithTheDictonary September 26, 2022

Coom

"Yo.. I just coomed on yo mom'

"FUCK YOU SHES 45"

there you are. *fapfapfapfap* OaAAGhHhH!! IiM cOOMINGGGG *cooms*

by July 24, 2021

Coom

White sticky stuff

"I coomed this morning because I wanted to coom"

by ThePogDoge November 24, 2021

coom

coom

me:coom
u:coom?
me: COOM.

by Snippl,es October 26, 2022

coom

i just coomed in your ass little ladd now go get me a cup of tea.
british^
Æ skal prute dæ langt in ræv hullet så det kommer ut munnen.
Nataniel^

just made a coom cake for your mom :)

by familydead?L October 03, 2022