continental european

A description attributed to old white people who hail from the European continent, often recognised by their inability to add salt (referred to in their vernacular as 'spice') and refusal to wash hands before eating, and after scratching their arse. Not to be confused with the Continental European breakfasts served at American hotel chains like the Hilton.

Jasmine: Congrats on your new place! What's your flatmate like?

Tina: She's Continental European...

Jasmine: OH..you better stock gallons on hand sanitiser in your flat.

by kuntress December 23, 2018

White Contingency

A group of guys that all the mexicans want to be a part of and adore.

Hey White Contingency, I'm Marina, can i be your friend.

by 3114L173 March 25, 2010

douche bag continuum

The force in the universe that generates and sustains all the douche bags that have or ever will exist.

"Spencer from the Hills ran into Chris Angel today and it tore a hole in the douche bag continuum." - Conan O'Brian

by NotAnUndercoverCop June 18, 2009

Continudity

1. The matching of naked bodies in a movie.

2. The use of the same or identical body doubles when filming multiple nude scenes in a movie.

Stephen: "Dude! Get in here the chick in the movie is getting naked again."

George:"Wait...those are different titties!"

Stephen:"You think they could have hired the same double."

George:"That is horrible continudity."

Stephen:"Damn you Vanessa Hutchins"

by Fletcher R March 11, 2009

continentinuity

when an entire continent is united with a common goal or purpose

there was continentinuity for Ghana in the world cup quarter final game against Uruguay

by du81iner July 7, 2010

cuntionality

1. The functionality of a cunt.
2. The functionality of a system if used by a cunt

The functionality of this system is to process customer orders in a timely fashion. If used by John, the cuntionality of this system is to keep John in a job when he should have been fired a long time ago.

by Nickhuge December 9, 2014

Feacal contingency

An amount of spare human shit kept by the toilet (normally in a container) for people to throw into the bowl if they are having trouble shitting. This is normally done to make them feel better for wasting time on the bowel bowl.

After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019