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old container

Old Container means someone ,or some thing is smelly , it can also mean someone or something is bad or shitty.
My cat is such an Old Container he constantly poops on my bed.
by Bear Keen July 5, 2021
mugGet the old containermug.

super-size returnable-container swindle

Refers to the pathetically-selfish practice of a miser’s offering a naïve fellow human one or more huge trash bags full of returnable containers as payment for his running one or more errands and/or performing some task around the shyster’s house or property, only for the hapless workman to later discover that the bags merely contain a comparatively few very large (i.e., gallon and/or 2-/3-liter) plastic containers, rather than the logically-expected “haul” of many dozens of ordinary-sized glass/plastic drink-bottles and aluminum beverage-cans; he is thus being paid only a small fraction of the “apparent reimbursement” that the gigantic bulging bags had “implied”.
I always insist on either “counting through” bags of bottles/cans before accepting them as payment for something, or having clear-plastic sacks be used to bag up the returnables, so that I can actually see the size/type/number of the containers inside the bags, and thus be more sure of getting the approximate reimbursement that I’ve been led to believe I’d be receiving as my end of the deal... there are waaaay too many advantage-takers out there who are eager to try to pull the ol' "super-size returnable-container swindle" on people like me.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
mugGet the super-size returnable-container swindlemug.

container head

A container head is a person who thinks of containers in terms of management and physical labor as their dream job and favorite hobby. Their love of containers is actually religious in a sense that’s how much they love them
Guy 1: hey you know head of container Peter Pilgaard
Guy 2: oh yeah he is like the biggest container head
by Tommaso the cockmoster October 18, 2022
mugGet the container headmug.

Container

Word used, typically in spiritual circles, to define an imaginary "safe space" that people can reside within to share, reflect, enter conscious relationships, mediate and/or partake in other such high vibrational activities
Moonbeam: "I feel so safe and blessed to be able to express my feelings to you in this sacred container we've created"
Tao: "Mmmmmm, I feel that, Moonbeam, we are so lucky to have consciously created such a devotional space"
by Ema_masters July 2, 2021
mugGet the Containermug.

cunt container

A shitty bar or club that contains all the cunts so they are not in the bars and clubs you want to attend.
That Weatherspoons is a good cunt container though, keeps all the rotters from being in here (elsewhere).
by colouryum October 19, 2015
mugGet the cunt containermug.

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