metaphorically constipated

The mental state of not giving a shit.

Boy: you look like shit today

Girl: I'm metaphorically constipated

by Bigtittycommittee69 January 26, 2014

constipated

when you need to take a shit but you cant cus your ass hurts

i need to take a dump but im constipated

by georgy weorgy July 15, 2007

Constipated wink

Rather than a suave or coy look while winking, you look like you're trying to take a dump instead.

Woman 1: ohh he is cute
(man constipated winks)
Woman 2: uhhh did he wink or shit his pants?

by djtimyd July 18, 2017

Condomate

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'

Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate

by Sebubby January 14, 2020

Sexually Constipated

The pain and sadness that results from not performing sexual acts.

" What's up with him?"
"Oh, He's just sexually constipated dude! His girlfriend won't give him any."

by Borta58 December 18, 2012

consumate

Word used when describing Trogdor's spinities

CONSUMATE V's!!!! CONSUMATE!!!

by MrAnonymity December 3, 2003

consumation

Common misspelling of "consummation", and occasionally of "consumption".

A marriage can be annulled on grounds of lack of consumation.

by Jerzy from Wikipedia December 31, 2008