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Concieted

1) The incorrect spelling of "Conceited"

Which Means
2) Excessively high opinion of one's self or ability
3) An elaborate or strained metaphor
One who thinks he or she is beautiful, is concieted. <--(Which is Spelled Wrong)
by Mike Schaefer February 10, 2009
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Converted Cat Hater

A person who had a lifetime hatred of cats. One who used to tell tales of how evil they were. Then one day their girlfriend or wife, or kid, or etc. forces them to live with a cat. Cats are attracted to cat haters. This particular cat also turns out to be intelligent, friendly and loving. The cat hater eventually sees kitty do something funny, looks at kitty and says, " You'll do cat,you got a home with me." At this point kitty will look at the former cat hater and blink hi eyes one time. In cat talk this can mean different things but in this case it means "I like you too."

A converted cat hater becomes a cat defender. They get angry when people say bad things about them. They become homicidal if they think somebody is going to hurt their cat.
Two bored teenagers are crusing a tiny midwestern village late at night.
Teen 1; I'm bored man, lets do something, lets tear this fucking little town up, take that gun and shoot at some houses.

Teen 2; This is the town where Billy was killed. He shot at a house and within 15 seconds half the town was shooting at him.

Teen 1, Bad idea, take my pellet rifle, it makes less noise, and start shooting their fucking cats. Everybody in this town hates cats. We will be hero's to them.

Teen 2. Aims the pellet rifle at a cat but before he can shoot the back window of their car explodes. Then they hear the distinct sound of another round being jacked in to a pump shot gun.

Teen 1. "Lets get the fuck out of here dude!" "That's a converted cat hater with a gun and they WILL kill us."

The teens later meet their buddies. They tell their friends "Some asshole shot our back window out but that's OK." We really beat the shit out of him and we tore that little town up before we left," "You shoulda seen it man, they was all scared of us and acting like bitches."
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 20, 2012
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Concrete Ceiling

The concrete ceiling is the barrier associated with minority women that prevents them from making it far in the office work place. While some majority women are able to break through the glass ceiling, it is increadibly difficult for minority women to break through the concrete ceiling because they have to deal with both racism and sexism.
Many African American women encounter the concrete ceiling in the work place, which makes it difficult for them to be promoted to higher positions.
by invaderzerock June 17, 2009
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concrete guts

Constipation. A slow moving bowel movement. When you feel as if you have a load of concrete in your intestinal tract that just won't pass.
Person 1: I haven't been able to take a dump in 3 days!
Person 2: Sounds like you've got concrete guts!
Person 1: Yeah, everything is just stuck in there!

ex.2:

I feel like I need to take a dump, but I can't, I guess I've got concrete guts.
by Ty Sharma December 14, 2008
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concrete surfing

Wanna go concrete surfin?
wtf is concrete surfing?
skating brah!
by hipxpxixe April 16, 2016
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Concrete Lung

The respiratory treachery that is felt in the subsequent days after being entranced in a social gathering in a structurally deteriorating setting with minimal airflow and unhealthy rates of airborne particulate matter.
My mom still thinks I got tuberculosis from Jakes house, but it’s just the concrete lung.
by wgaccione October 20, 2019
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concrete jungle

A hardcore , grimy, crime ridden city such as NYC, Newark(NJ), Miami, Los Angeles, really any city with a ghetto.If you want a better explanation listen to Bob Marley....
Damn, I got off the wrong exit and got stuck right in the concrete jungle...
by Symone..AKA Ill NANA December 17, 2003
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