Commentation

The act of conversing through comments on MySpace, facebook, or any other networking website.

Dude she sent me a comment so i sent her one, and then it was one after the other, it turned into a commentation!

by Shawn, Megofna, Tam, Duong May 28, 2008

commendate

Another word for thank you; approval; or appreciative

" I would like to commendate ya'll for coming to this intervention even though we are alll going to have a couple of drinks afterwards..." said Berry.

Jerry wants to commedate you for bringing that stuff over to the party.

by jeffersonson May 15, 2019

Commentardy

The official description of the poor person who comes up with the perfect comeback ... about 6 hours too late.

Guy A - Hey spazoid, have you seen my tape measure?

Guy B - No

(6 hours lapses)

Guy B - I'm so commentardy! I should have said "Yeah, your mom brought it to my house last night to measure how big a real man is." That would've been awesome.

by smeleigh July 21, 2007

Commentator

The asshole that decides it is necessary to tell you when something scary, important, or funny is about to happen in a movie.

Dude1- Ah man this part is awesome.

Dude2- Shut the hell up and stop being a fucking commentator.

by ToferKnolio July 27, 2011

compensate

He is compensating for the fact that he has slept with 1000snds of women and still can't have sex

Sorry I asked for sex again. No need to compensate for your lack of skill

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 21, 2019

blob by blob commentary

sitting in the garage and gazing at a lava lamp, while monty does a play by play commentary on the lumps of lava floating around the lamp to annoy bogan.

"and that blobs out of here!" "monty im sick of your blob by blob commentary"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

Coital Commentator

(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance

(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus

(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly

"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."

"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."

"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."

by Marcus Antonius July 27, 2009