conference wife

Your side chick who you always stay with conferences or conventions.

Oh yeah I always stay in the same room with Kim, she's my conference wife...

by TheGentlemanBroker January 29, 2017

ambush conference call

when your phone rings and instead of it being the person you expect, it is that person along with 5 other people who want to get into a lengthy conversation about a given topic.

"man, the other day I was shopping for socks and TJ Maxx and I got ambush conference called."

by Monty13 February 17, 2010

Moroccan conference

One man/woman takes a shit on the toilet as normal. Another person of the same sex sits on the others lap facing the first person and takes a shit in the same toilet between their legs.

Where are Wade and Dave? They’re in the bathroom on a Moroccan Conference.

by The Moroccan Sultan May 17, 2019

Press Conference

A synonym for suicide. Origin comes from Budd Dwyer, a former Pennsylvania politician who, on the morning of January 22, 1987, committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference.

"Man, my girlfriend just left me, my dog died, and there's no way to get a Rock Band pre-order for launch day. I'm thinking about holding a press conference."

by J.Bot November 15, 2007

Conference Kissing

...where more than two people are involved in kissing each other simultaneously. Like a 3-way-call or a conference call, they performed a conference kiss.

They got so wasted last night and were conference kissing.

by Tariq&Derek December 22, 2008

Conference Room Confidence

In the business world, an inflated sense of the right decisions having been made because the decisions were made in a group setting and then bolstered by self-congratulatory remarks.

Look out now. The H.R. dept has just emerged from a four hour meeting. With that kind of conference room confidence, they are ready to roll out the slashing of additional employee benefits.

by IndySparkPlug August 19, 2010

conference

a gathering of professionals to learn new stuff, at least that is what you tell the wife. then you go and get drunk and fool around with your co-workers. known as a 'c'

bob(boss)-did you learn anything at the conference?
workers-smile, more than you would like to know!

by lo dawg January 23, 2007