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cluster fucks

A milk chocolatey candy bar full of peanuts and fuck, nougatey fuck.

Looks like someone was watching Dane Cook. :)
It's amazing how a little ball of lint can turn into a cluster fuck. (Or plural cluster fucks)

Man: Hey watcha got there?
Woman: Oh it's a new candy bar
Man: What's it's name?
Woman: Cluster fucks!
by Dani Johnson December 29, 2007
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Cluster fuck

Bumper to bumper traffic moving at a snail's pace. A bar or club where there's hardly room to move. A jam packed subway train.
"Can't even get to the bar to order, it's a total cluster fuck"
by NYCman530 March 18, 2010
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cluster-fuck

A cluster-fuck is when a half dozen guys fuck another dude in his asshole.
I got cluster-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!
by USAF Cadet July 22, 2021
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Cluster Fuck

All of the bad things that can happen do, thus saying fuck for each thing until this becomes cluster fuck.
John: First I to school late, then got a detentionn for it, then got to detention late, and worst of all my dad didn't believe I got a detention.
Jane: Damn, you got Cluster Fucked
by The Dude February 27, 2005
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Cluster Fuck

A term used for gangbanging a girl or having a group orgy in one particular area ( a small room.)
Hey guys lets have a cluster fuck over Hilary's house.
by T-Bear May 6, 2005
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A Cluster Fuck

"hey bobby" said dave, did you hear what happened to eric. "Yea, not only did he get fucked by his wife, but he also lost his job. Man what a Cluster Fuck"
by David Butenko September 3, 2006
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Cluster Fuck

The I-Pass lanes on the Illinois Tollway
Since they are raising the tolls for those that don't use I-Pass, the I-Pass lanes are one big cluster fuck.
by Matt December 7, 2004
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