Clotted cream clart

A female who’s genitalia has a cocktail of different males love porridge

They themselves are big dirty nessys
Names to avoid cat, pubert, Sandra

Oh my lord she is nothing but a big dirty clotted cream clart

by Yermasgash December 3, 2021

Pussy Clart Points

Penalty points bestowed upon a gentleman driver by his female companion for unmanly driving.

"You cut in too early you Pussy Clart, now we're be stuck in this lane for hours"

"Why you let him in for? Man up! Thats 3 points"

"You kept me waiting in the cold for 5 minutes, thats 10 Pussy Clart points"

"I'm going to tell everyone we're late because you drove like a Pussy Clart"

by Andross 1978 March 9, 2010

rarsta clarts

Dave Ives Church Worship Band

Dave ives band are propper rarsta clarts they are so cool

by Paul Shulver July 17, 2004

Clart

To suck dick intensely

Person A: I'll clart you!
Person B: Woah, buy me dinner first

by Jimbobbobbob July 2, 2022

Clarted

Being dogged and lied to by someone or alternate meaning is fighting someone

“Guess what Luke clarted me today the dickhead”
Or “Fuck man I’m about to clart my man Luke”

by Jess Mayhew xoxo February 19, 2021

Clart and depart

The act of having sexual intercourse with an individual (clarting) then leaving (departing) soon after.
Created by the iconic queen Ruby

No, I didn’t like that 🥷 it was just a clart and depart

by Rubyjulies June 19, 2025

Clarted

1. (adv) - To be strange or abnormal in a negative manner - similar to "clapped". May rarely hold a slightly positive connotation if used fondly.

2. (v) Mainly in the British Isles - The more common, past-tense form of "clart", the act of having been beaten up, typically via a tackle of some sort.

"I don't know how the fuck she can listen to this... shit's fucking clarted lmfao"

"Got absolutely clarted outside Tigh Neachtain's last night..."

by Tokuto July 9, 2021