Crapperdashery

Another way to exclaim "CRAP!"
Can also be used to describe a really crappy store.
To describe a person working at this crappy place, they'd be a crapperdasher.
Derives from "haberdashery"

"Man, have you been to that new shoe store??"
"Naw man, naw; I heard it's a real crapperdashery."

by StrangeAysha March 6, 2008

clapper rail

1- The hand rail around the main stage of the subpar strip club.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.

1-Look at Bubbles up there dancing on the Clapper Rail.

2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.

by Jacqueline Danielle 777 November 20, 2014

sag clapper

#1. A person who masturbates with a pillow over the age of 85.
#2. A young adult having sex with someone over the age 92.

#1. "My Grandpa is a sag clapper because his pillow is crusty and yellow!"

#2 "Jim over there is a sag clapper!"

by anal vibrations August 11, 2010

sunset clapper

A type of person, usually a hypster and/or a vegan, that likes to watch the sunset. And, in order to better aknowledge the magnific event he/she is witnessing, this person claps. Cherring the sun

Average hypster says: "Ah bravo, this sunset was amazing, hourra to mother earth for allowing us to witness this moment"

Average joe replies: "you really are a sunset clapper queen"

by ragnarok666 October 9, 2017

Brain Clapped

Brain Clapped, the supreme version of the English slang word of “clapped”. Chiefly it means when a individual has no personality but can also be applied to someone normally clapped as well. A double entendres.

When a strange creature of the opposite sex, for instance an attractive woman. Has no personality or looks and tries to have sexual intercourse with you.

“Na bro she was brain clapped”

by DaTwat October 25, 2022

Jiggle Back Clapped My Nut

When you get smacked in the butt and it reverberates on to your nut or nuts.

He jiggle back clapped my nuts man.

by matheydray June 23, 2021

Bullhead Clapper

Foul, Raging STD in which the head of the Penis is Swollen to the size that of which a Grapefruit is associated. Only course of Action, is to beat the Penis with a small mallet until puss is excreted through a rip in the skin.

Man=Doc, i think i got the clapper
Doctor=Well looks like its time to get out the hammer and start whackin'

by Edgar Allen Hoe January 3, 2003