CIA

The one government body that can get your entire neighborhood addicted to crack.

Oh, just got a call from the CIA. They're going to make me and my family all crackheads if I make another "morbid joke."

by 7568ino November 16, 2023

CIA

CIA spy agency

CIA - cellulite inspector's association.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 3, 2020

cia

if you dont Cee an A on ur paper then, just like I do, ur dumb kid

joe: i failed
me: Cee MY a bitch
joe: oh dang man you sheeshers got me there, i dont see an A on mine, guess i cant be in the cia

by frogseaturguts March 27, 2023

CIA

Cock In Ass

Oh my good I could really do with some CIA today !!!

You will never guess what happened to Jimmy the other day!! He had CIA...

by Sexyboy12345678 May 16, 2021

Cia

Central Intelligence Association. In other words.....Fucking Stalkers!!

Me: Alexa do you work for the cia?
Alexa turns red
Me: Wtf Waah??
Alexa: I'm sorry couldn't understand could you please repeat that?
Me: Aaaaaaah!!

by Yo Fave Definitioner June 3, 2018

Cia

Cia is the most friendly girl you'll ever meet. She's kind, compassionate, considerate, talented, and has a beautiful smile. She knows everyone and has unexpected (but interesting) stories. Not only that, she is the most gorgeous girl (inside and outside), as she is extremely charismatic. She will most definitely charm you!

Girl 1: OMG I JUST MET CIA YESTERDAY AND SHE'S THE BEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET
Girl 2: DUHH SHE'S CIA

by schmebulockkkk November 22, 2021

CIA theorist

Anyone after 2022 (actually anyone after 1963) who still believes the CIA does not conspire

Hey dude, if you really believe the CIA never heard of Ukraine, you're a CIA theorist.

by Andymul January 1, 2023