chinese chode

A person's chode that is so small that it's inside out and is just a hole where the penis is sussposed to be.

Man: "hey, give me head!"
Women: "no, you have a chinese chode!"
Man:" well, then put on a strap on and fuck the hole"
Women:" ok!"

by Ackismack January 1, 2018

A Chode To Spring

A Peom by Maurice Beverly

"A Chode to Spring" by Maurice Beverley.

Behold the sun, the fiery anus of the sky

Melting away the woolen clothes of winter

Exposing skin, sweet flesh
A budding side-boob

A peek of midriff and legs, legs, legs

Lean haunches
Squatting low beside a bike rack

Revealing a butt crack

Oh, glorious spring, a rebirth!

A fresh start for everyone

Except you, Andrew Glouberman.

by LouisianaMan69 May 29, 2021

Bloagan The Chodegan

That hella short kid with a chode who's hat doesn't fit when he gets a haircut.

Haha look at Bloagan the Chodegan

by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

chode pirate

One who searches for the chode. Also likes the chode.

Man, our baseball coach is such a chode pirate for making us run.

by JugglaJay83 June 5, 2004

Chaden

A dude with some serious cake.

Damn Chaden you thick as hell.

by Not Lame Ass October 18, 2017

Cayden

A Cayden is a nice kid who seems to get picked on a lot by dumb ass people who have no life but he seems to get the hot girls and he always has friends that will whoop ass a Cayden is the best friend you are always looking for.

Did you see Cayden today?
Yes, I did Cayden is so amazing.

by SupremeHeem January 24, 2018

chodebag

someone that is a complete asshole or continuously annoys a group of people or is just plain annoying.

"God damn it that guy over there is such a chodebag!"

by daveyboy I May 27, 2008