chuire

a dumbass

guy 1: chip is being the chuire

guy 2: Ya he's a real beauty

by oakville January 17, 2010

Chunce

When one smokes the reefer all the time and gets that head fog which makes you feel fuckin brain dead. Most prominent in smokers of British street skunk which bamboozles the thoughts into mush even faster.

"Feel like i'm in a permanent state of chunce these days"

"Looks like Joe's come down with a serious case of chunceitus!"

by Fisherman George November 26, 2019

Second Choice Susan

To be someone's backup if their other, more desirable option falls through/passes out/falls off a balcony/runs out of money.

A: "What are you up to tomozzle?"

M: "I'm going out with the ladies to try and pick up. But I'll call you if nothing comes through"

A: "Negative Dude, I'm nobodys Second Choice Susan, forgit it"

by Andrew McUtchen October 27, 2007

second choice

It isn't what you want the most. But you can live with it if you don't get your first choice.
You can also get second choiced by something you want. Then the decision is out of your hand. They have the power to choose.

Jane got ranked for her job interview. That means she didn't get offered the job. Instead the employers will hire her if the first person doesn't take the job. Jane is their second choice, a fall back option

by HWD March 1, 2009

Grade A Top Choice Meat

Referenced in The Wedding Singer by Rob. Meant to describe a fine looking woman who has phenomonal attributes, which you would obviously tap. It is a somewhat derogatory term to refer to a woman as a mere piece of meat, which you would easily take all of.

"Hey man did you see that girl Stacy at the frat this weekend?"
"Oh hell yeah, she was Grade A Top Choice Meat."

by smutgremlin2 August 11, 2008

Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA

A nasty # Minute Video of Screechy Sounds, Pole Dancing and Crying 2 Year olds.

OMFG My Son Just Saw the Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA. Then the next day I caught him wearing a bra over a vest and in my thong.

by Miley Cyrus REal Miley March 16, 2010

choice bev

Slang for the "Sam's Choice" brand of discount sodas sold at Wal-Mart. Particularly the standard Coca-Cola knockoff. Short for "choice beverage". Famous for its odd yet addicting flavor, and ridiculously cheap price.

"Hey Nate, can I grab a Choice Bev?"

by Doc Jowles December 21, 2005