Tear Chugging

The act of lying to an entire family that one of their family members was killed in a horrific accident. While you tell your lie the family has to all be hanging upside down over buckets where their tears from the bad news is accumulated. This word can only be applied in this given context and can never be used as an expression. To ever go about Tear Chugging you must kidnap an entire family (minimum 3 family members), hogtie them and let them dangle upside down so excessive rope is very necessary.

Criminal 1 - what is everyone in here for?

Criminal 2 - stealing!

Criminal 3 - battery!

Criminal4 - murder!
Criminal 5 - tear chugging the Robinsons!

Criminal 1 - You're real sick Criminal 5.

Criminal 5 - why are you calling me Criminal 5? My name is Jeff.

Criminal 1 - not in the context of this definition example. Your entire existence was created soley for a joke on the Urban Dictionary website. You will never truly get to live, Jeff.

Jeff- OH MY GOD!
Criminal 3 - join the club.

Criminal 4 - what's tear chugging?

by Mandatory Playground January 18, 2021

Butt chugging

During sex when the woman is in doggy and male is wearing a train conductor hat with a train whistle

Joe is the best at giving butt chuggings to older women I swear said dorice

by Joe the guy with hurt balls July 9, 2022

Canoe Chugging

The act of chugging on your bois canoe

Damn, Daniel... I'm about to go Canoe Chugging.

by Fen_ris October 21, 2023

Anal chugging

It involves 3 mates, one bends over on. 90 degree angle (pants off) the other pours a beer down their ass crack, whilst the third positions themself under the ass and drinks the waterfall of beer that has moved through the crack region

Come over tonight for some anal chugging.

by Wolfpacknz January 30, 2024

Piss-Chugging Grimace

Opposite of a shit-eating grin

Darryl had a piss-chugging grimace on his face the entire day

by Yakana January 16, 2025

Farf Rom Chugging

Drinking a beer in 15 minutes, but bragging about chugging it.

Dude, it took you 15 minutes. That's not chugging. Sounds more like Farf Rom Chugging to me.

by ASPLM May 24, 2016

No post-chugging chugging

A.k.a., never drive after you've "had a few".

No post-chugging chugging, unless someone else is behind da wheel --- i.e., you either have a friend/relative give you a ride home, or take a cab, bus, or other form of public transportation when you leave da pub.

by QuacksO February 23, 2024