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Chromebook Kid

A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.

Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”

additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
Person A: Have you seen that one guy?
Person B: Oh you mean the chromebook kid?
Person A: Yeah……
by skibussy toolet October 1, 2024
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Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

when you shove your pp into the charging hole of ur chromebook, making cum squirt all in it and on the volume button. this can also make phub open and give you a fun time.

Example: I had the best Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook last night. The cum was everywhere.
Example: I fucked ur mom...dont ask her shes still open cheeked on the bed. Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook
by Shawnmasterb8s+davidejacul8s November 17, 2022
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Chromebook

Chromebook
Chromebook
by NateOnSchoolChromebook May 30, 2023
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Chromebook

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I cont do anything n this piece on shit."

THe plastic is so durable that if you drop it off of your counter it will break. Used as a cruel device by a Lynda Anthony.
dsahj jdkhdsdjfwdh - written on a chromebook
by Porfit the MORUE June 6, 2022
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a device that i want to slam into the wall 9103 times and hammer it into a billion pieces
Ava: Ugh! These chromebooks suck! They're battery is so bad!
by MxrieLBBH September 5, 2023
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chromebook

a laptop that should not have been invented
this chromebook is so shit
worst computer i have used in my life
by iamnonexistent March 10, 2024
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Chromebook

See craptop... but even worse... No features. Slow. Outdated. Useless.
I hate this Chromebook... it's so fucking slow and useless!!
by Ikethefluff February 24, 2022
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