a guy with "small man syndrome." he is short and needs a huge S.U.V. and muscles and is very cocky. huge asshole. Is called a choad because he has small man syndrome which means he has a short fat penis.
by Kelly September 30, 2003
by king parrot June 19, 2007
by M-A-double tizzle December 12, 2003
From the French chaud. Quim, baby juice, load, jizz, paste, sperm, cum, slop, hotmix, jam (pearl or otherwise,) slime, mash, ejaculate noun, slather.
by lothar mann March 9, 2005
won't you pleasure me with your choad
by Tquizzie January 18, 2004
1. A penis that is really short and wide, shaped like a tree stump.
2. Someone who is acting really dumb and like a faggot.
2. Someone who is acting really dumb and like a faggot.
1. My friend George Politsopoulos pulled down his pants at the party to show everyone his choad.
2. While at the bar, Jared Deutsch was acting like choad tryin to tea bag someone.
2. While at the bar, Jared Deutsch was acting like choad tryin to tea bag someone.
by Jared Deutsch February 21, 2005
by l.obermayer May 2, 2003