Chipotle Shit

The massive and satisfying shit that you drop after eating at Chipotle.

Dude, I just dropped my Chipotle shit from lunch and I feel as light as a feather.

by K5921 June 20, 2015

chipotle child

The massive shit taken after a meal at chipotle.

Dude, I almost passed a chipotle child in my car.

by Boshjuno April 5, 2015

Chipotle Baby

The bowel movement you take after eating a gargantuan burrito from Chipotle.

Man, I just gave birth to a Chipotle Baby after eating the fajita steak burrito!

by Marie Mayberry February 10, 2009

Chipotle Stew

The result of eating at chipotle, your toilet becomes a giant crock pot

Marge: "Homer let's get Chipotle."
Homer: "Even after cleaning last week's Chipotle Stew?"

by Vanilla jello puddin pops May 24, 2019

Chipotle Waddle

A straight legged run to the bathroom while holding your but cheeks together so the poop doesn't come out, immediately after eating at Chipotle.

Why did Frank suddenly rush off toward the bathroom? He had Chipotle and is about to poop his pants. He's doing the Chipotle Waddle all the way to the toilet. I hope he makes it and doesn't soil his drawers.

by General Sarvis February 3, 2017

Chipotle lollipop

The act of performing oral sex on a pink sock.

When Nick went to prison, his cell mate gave him a chipotle lollipop.

by Assdinger November 6, 2020

Chipotle baby

When you eat an entire Chipotle burrito and your bloated and feel like you are pregnant.

"After I finished my lunch, I had a Chipotle Baby"

by Brooky GStone January 9, 2013