Filthy Chihuahua

One partner defecates without wiping. Then before, during and/or after sexual intercourse this person will wipe the filthy anus on the second partner, like a chihuahua wipes on a carpet.

I didn't know my girlfriend was so kinky...she made me get a filthy chihuahua...I have a feeling we won't be together much longer.

by Laser Fight March 21, 2008

el chihuahua

a mexican who has been reduced to eating dog food becuse of povirty.

i saw some dam el chihuahua in the alley just feasting on his dog chow

by a-wall9 October 16, 2009

Greasy Chihuahua

When you get Mexican food diarrhea on your dick during anal.

I totally took this chick out to Taco Bell but regretted it later when I ended up with a Greasy Chihuahua.

by jorjerodriguez February 28, 2013

salty chihuahua

A dirty sexual act involving a man cumming on a girl's stomach, then licking it up and spitting the hot salty load into her mouth.

Last night got freaky. We started doing doggystyle and we finished with a salty chihuahua

by Pocketpittie November 28, 2016

chihuahua mammogram

When your morbidly obese Chihuahua steps on your boobs while you're trying to sleep.

Dammit, Scrappy! You scratched my tit with that chihuahua mammogram !!!!

by Mr. GL April 24, 2017

Chihuahua-style

Copulating doggy-style with one of the "little people", e.g. midgets, dwarves, etc.

JDubbs tried to hit that midget Chihuahua-style, but it turned out she was a man-midget.

by Jospeh Mamma October 10, 2003

"spooning the chihuahua"

extreme happiness or joy, as represented by cartoonist vanessa davis.

Oh my god, I was totally "spooning the chihuahua" last night.

by mian August 21, 2006