hot cheetos

The best food/snack/source of pleasure in the world.

DUDE EXHAZE LETS GO JACK SOME HOT CHEETOS CUZz

by exhaze August 23, 2004

Cheelang

one who is at a relaxed state.

what are you doing today?
just cheelang

by atomic90 July 19, 2011

Cheeto in Charge!

A potential winning slogan that 45 should consider using for his presidential re-bid since it could get his popularity boosted.

I seriously think that the only way he will be re-elected is (a) if he uses the slogan, “Cheeto in Charge!” and it seems like a joke, which of course he absolutely is, and (b) if all of it occurs in a tragic parallel universe!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020

cheesoid

A robot invented by a Chef who had lost his sense of smell in an episode of "That Mitchell And Webb Look". Could only identify cheese and "petril".

"Cheesoid kill self! Cheesoid kill self with petril! Why petril not burn?"
"No Cheesoid, that's not petrol!"
"Petril?"
"PetROL! That's cheese!"
"Not petril?"
"No!"
"Hate self! Why Cheesoid exist? Cheesoid so lonely..."

by David Ratcliffe March 8, 2008

Cheeto Hand

1. The crusty orange powder that ends up on any finger you use to shove Cheetos into your face

I had to lick off my Cheeto hand before my girl came over....

by Cephalo August 28, 2005

Cheeto Humping Fuck Nugget

Someone who will follow ex-president Cheeto to the ends of the earth; came to fruition via TikTok star @mimi_rocks_this_1

See that guy still wearing his MAGA hat?

Yup. He’s a Cheeto humping fuck nugget.

by KEIGHTY10DIX November 15, 2020

Zesty Cheeto Burrito

It's when you are eating cheetos and you get all of the fake cheese substance on your fingers. Then you start to jerk it with your cheesy fingers. Once you sploog everywhere, you rub those cheesy fingers in the puddle of cum then you proceed to suck the cheesy cum off of your fingers.

I just did the zesty cheeto burrito last night and my hands still smell like cum and fake cheese

by Dwhitts1683 March 21, 2017