cheek shorts

Shorts worn by girls most commonly of european descent that are purposely short enough to allow each ass cheek to be seen by the rest of the world. Most prevalently seen on girls with A cups.

"Dude check out those cheek shorts on that chick waiting in line at the Eiffel Tower."

"She can't afford fake boobs so she has to wear cheek shorts to compensate."

by Graevejam1 February 9, 2014

cheek-spreader

1. A person that likes partake in anal sex
2. slang: insult, with reference to sexual orientation

Shut up you stupid cheek-spreader

by selrahcdraeh November 9, 2004

cheek sneeze

A fart; typically a loud, airy fart that is expelled in a strong, short burst which sounds like your ass sneezed.

"Brrrrraaaptt!"

"Wow, that was a real cheek sneeze, do it again!"

by Ahawk75 August 12, 2009

Cheek Squeaking

Tittie fucking an ass crack

She wouldn't let me hit it, but I was cheek squeaking for ten minutes.

by JayBird1983 January 19, 2017

Check's in the mail

A mocking neg used in sports/ games against an opponent that just made an unforced error that greatly helped you or your team.

The phrase suggests that the error was actually intentional and they were attempting to "take a dive" to receive payment.

In Sports (Baseball):
*Thrown ball tips off of first basemen's glove and flies off into foul territory*

Runner as they round first heading for second: "Check's in the mail!"

Video Game (Any MOBA)
*Opponent uses an ability to grab and pull you away from a deadly situation, allowing you to use a movement ability to escape there after*

All Chat: "Check's in the mail!"

by The_Post_Man March 19, 2021

cheek shot

A below the belt insult aimed from the back side.

"I heard what she said! Boy what a cheek shot!"

by Merrily McCarthy July 19, 2003

2 cheek sneak

When you have to go number 2 really bad

I’m doing the 2 cheek sneak to the bathroom

by Joeg24293 July 26, 2018