psycho-ceramics

Derogatory term used for people with mental illnesses.

"We are lunatics from the hospital up the highway, psycho-ceramics, the cracked pots of mankind."-R.P. McMurphey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

by Bromden July 2, 2006

Tear Up Some Ceramic

When you need to piss so incredibly bad, that you may possibly tear up the cermamic of the toilet / urinal. Replaceable with phrases such as, "I'm going to carve my name in that ceramic!". This phrase is commonly used when letting go enormous amounts of urine while out for a night of drinking.

I need to piss real bad after all that drinking, nevermind breaking the seal, I'm going to tear up some ceramic.

I really need to tear up some ceramic; I may even carve my initals in that toilet.

by Eric K Anderson September 30, 2007

Creaming the Bishop

manual method of self-love. masterbationA SirPercy orginal. Other closely related phrases include: creaming the queen, creaming the king, creaming the rook, and creaming the knight. Creaming the pawn indicates a tiny penis.

Man, she rejected me... Guess I will just need to go on creaming the bishop.

by Agentsix November 13, 2006

creamily

when something is being creamy.

bro i got this new pen it writes creamily.

by reyannas bf February 4, 2022

Vaginal Creamist

Dan Krusch's created word. A vaginal creamist means to be someone who is of creaming of the vagina. Usually you can use it in any conversation or to look like a complete dumb ass.
I love apples.

Max Bagon and Joey Heiney are vaginal creamists. Shoopie

by Dan Krusch October 17, 2004

Creamie Frencher

A porn, a dessert, a clothing line, a gangster term for salad dressing or sauces. The question is, what isn't creamie frencher?

"Yum, creamie frencher."

by Cream Me French Her April 9, 2009

Jamaican Creamie Airbag

When you are jacking off in the car and you are about to skeet and the airbag
deflates in the driver's seat and you quickly move your penis in the direction
the airbag is going and skeet where the airbag hit's there face and it smacks
the skeet against there face.

Dude I totally gave bonqui-qui a jamaican creamie airbag when she was driving me to get another hoe.

by Garaf January 12, 2009