celeste 

a girl who smells like fish and has really greasy hair. she thinks every one likes her but everyone truly HATES her. she thinks shes cool but sucks at everything.

" Haha that girl is such a celeste "

celeste by ohmygoddude October 9, 2011

celeste 

absolutely beautiful, but has a fettish for indians. loves turkey.

are you going out with an indian? she must be a celeste.

celeste by random aus girl (: October 18, 2008

Celeste 

Pure definition of bitch.

OMG, she's such a bitch....she must be a Celeste.

Celeste by trolololo22 April 15, 2011

celeste 

a fuck tart

wow have you seen that celeste?

celeste by ashlee harrington April 22, 2011

celeste 

Being fat,ugly, and looking like a man

Omg your such a celeste..You burn my eyes!

celeste by Lily! July 30, 2008

celeste 

a gorgeous porn star on the vivid label.

dayam that celeste is fine and keeps me jackin' like a fool

celeste by celestefan April 13, 2007

Celeste 

A Masturbation technique. The basic idea is that one is standing next to a wall and when the masturbator comes, the semen is sprayed onto the wall, eliminating the need to cleanup.

"Did you see what the kid upstairs did? He pulled a Celeste!"
"What a perv."

Celeste by TimothyP July 13, 2006