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maximum douche capacity

1. When a person has reached their full potential of douchebaggery.

2. When a particular room or region has been filled to it's maximum amount of douche bags.
1. "Man did you see the way Kevin treated that chick? I'm pretty sure he's reached maximum douche capacity"

2. "Dude this party is full of douche bags. I'm pretty sure we've reached maximum douche capacity. One more and it's possible the room will explode"
by Pat Owen February 28, 2009
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Flux Capacitated

Flux Capacitated : The extreme feeling of being totally engulfed and enthralled by the exhilarating music and lyrics of the phenom Flux Capacitor Band.
When you hear the Flux Capacitor's original songs, Dome, Moth, Monolith, Unite, Everythings Happening, Helpin You Out, on and on, you begin to become Flux Capacitated, and you begin with uncontrollable smiling, you sing, dance, flail your arms and begin to experience intense euphoric pleasure! This continues indefinately or until you experience your next Flux Capacitor Music Encounter.
by Mama Flux December 7, 2011
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Flux Capacitor Speak

Using lots of technical sounding jargon to make something sound more important or complicated than it really is. When in reality it makes no sense what so ever. But, IT SOUNS COOL!
"The collector and the timed switching device are incorporated in the nature of the bee-bees in brine. In conjunction with a magnetic field and the load, the flux capacitor uses the hierarchical structure of the cosmos as a timer! The trilamination of the tiny spheres with selected metals and their subjection to a magnetic field and current (sustained by the load) destabilizes the orderliness of the proton, the heavier atom and the "tissue" of individual layers of metal. The matter then seeks to re-establish itself in the fractal set." Flux Capacitor Speak
by The Mad Hatter Lives January 16, 2009
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cabaclysm

the devastation that befalls the night clubber who cannot successfully hail a cab.
dave: what time did you get in last night

rick: i had a cabaclysm, had to walk home, didn't get back til 6am

dave: hahaha!
by billom88 January 2, 2012
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Climaximus Capacity

when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.
i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.
by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009
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Mrs. Camacho

Some big-arse'd cow somebody trained to be a teacher. Otherwise known among students as Mrs. COWmacho.
She's fat and smelly, big time. She's a seventh&eighth grade teacher. She likes to scream at poorly behaved teenagers. But well,TEENAGERS. She could probably hide an airplane in her abdomen fat and still have some spare space for about 30 kids.
(in literature class making vocabulary development. The board actually said: Vocabulary Development/5xEach )
student: Is it 5 times each the word, or the meaning?
mrs. camacho: see the board.
student: it just says 5 times each vocabulary development
mrs. camacho: ok then *goes all angry towards the board and writes "WORD" all big so that anonymous student can see* There, see that? WORD.
by Gallagher. June 5, 2009
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Catacoochie

Another way to call someone a pussy or scaredy-cat
Shut up you catacoochie
by Jeff im your dad October 19, 2019
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