Castrating the goat

Jerking off

Mark was castrating the goat last night.

by Chippy625271 February 13, 2018

castration

When a Penis is chopped off.

The Prestis chopped of the penis my mom said it's called castration

by WEYCLEER May 3, 2021

Castration

Rusty spoon back alleyway castration? Fuck it. It means to chop off a guys cock (with rusty spoons being the weapon of choice)

John: UUUGH I hate that guy so much
Jim: Then why don't you castrate him with a rusty spoon?
John: Y'know what? I think I will! Nothing better than castration to put a man in his place

by The Handmade Hero July 19, 2021

Castration Anarchy

The practice of re-circumcising male genitalia as federal punishment for crimes. This could be a substitute and equal punishment for crimes regarding douche-baggy-ness or other sorts of small-dick behavior. Why not just make it smaller?

"Castration Anarchy is the future!"

by doyouknowthemuffinmanshrek July 28, 2022

Castration

Fidel Castro's "ration" (ray-shi-on) that he formed in Cuba from 1959 to 2008. Castro wanted to create his own name for his nation, he did this by changing the N in nation to R. Castro then added his name into the nations new name.

"The Cubans live in castration"

by TapeEater February 28, 2023

Castration

Fidel Castro's "ration" (ray-shi-on) that he formed in Cuba from 1959 to 2008. Castro wanted to create his own name for his nation, he did this by changing the N in nation to R. Castro then added his name into the nations new name. Castro attempted to change Cuba's name but failed because he just failed, that is why Cuba is called Cuba and not Castration.

"The Cuban's live in Castration"

by TapeEater February 28, 2023

causemetic

A "pretty reason" dat may or may not actually be valid or useful.

If you get someone to purchase an object dat's inferior in construction/design but has been painted up all lovely 'n' nice, you should tell said buyer dat da object's attractive appearance is merely causemetic.

by QuacksO April 3, 2024