Skip to main content

cauliflower cunt

Share definition
An infection around the genitals that looks like little trees on a cauliflower .
Dr sent Steph from quid shop to GUM for treatment. She's got cauliflower cunt . Looks like a forest the little growths look like oak trees
by Brat wife December 21, 2023
Flag
mugGet the cauliflower cunt mug.
Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen
by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025
Flag
mugGet the Cauliflower ears wet dream mug.

Cauliflower Pussy

Share definition
When your vagina gets deformed from a lot of rough sexual intercourse.
My mom had a dream once where Duff McKagan from Guns 'N Roses told her he wanted to fuck her so hard she'd get cauliflower pussy.
by BillyIdolFan April 20, 2025
Flag
mugGet the Cauliflower Pussy mug.
Talking someone's ear off. Someone who causes an earache because they won't shut up.
She talked so much I got cauliflower ear.
by Jacie Jones December 22, 2025
Flag
mugGet the cauliflower ear mug.

columbus cauliflower

Share definition
The Columbus Cauliflower is an act during anal intercourse where the engaging members do not use lubrication. When the penis is initially shoved into the anal cabin, then snatched out at an alarming speed. The result of said action is an "inside-out" anal cavity, resulting in the imagine of a cauliflower, thus, the name Columbus Cauliflower. The origins of the name come from the city of Columbus, Ga, where the sexual act became popular among high school adolescents in the late 2000's.
My girlfriend forgot the KY lubricant, so I gave her a Columbus Cauliflower so that she never forgets again.
by BackDoePedro February 10, 2017
Flag
mugGet the columbus cauliflower mug.

Ugandan Cauliflower

Share definition
when u cum into a water balloon, freeze it melt it and then drizzle it over your dead wife's head. Extra flavor can be added with fresh pubic hair, preferably black, sprinkled over.
yesterday I had a delicious Ugandan cauliflower for breakfast
by nicholas gurr November 3, 2019
Flag
mugGet the Ugandan Cauliflower mug.

Boy who eats cauliflower

Share definition
A person of the male gender who loves eating the vegetable, cauliflower. Their obsession with cauliflower is often repulsing.
Daniel: “I am a boy who eats cauliflower and i feel no shame
Lindsey: “You disgust me
by Lidddddd January 5, 2021
Flag
mugGet the Boy who eats cauliflower mug.