Shrimp cartel

Criminal organization involved in the transportation of seafood via refrigerated semi trucks "reefers". Trailers will often be stored in small groups near public facilities such as campgrounds or state parks as to discourage law enforcement attention.

Check out all those reefers parked over there. Must be the shrimp cartel bro.

by Drinking and knowing things July 12, 2018

CARRILLO CARTEL

BAD ASS CARTEL THAT ARE HARDWORKS AND HAVE WORD CARRILLO IN THE LAST NAME THEY ARE A GROUP OF MEXICANS THAT COME FROM MEXICO AND JUST SOME DOPE ASS FUCKIN PEOPLE AND YOU DONT FUCK WITH THEM

are they in the carrillo cartel yeah there are theree dope people

by THE CARRILLO CARTEL October 3, 2019

DonData Cartel

The best cartel there is

Yo did you hear about the DonData Cartel. I heard their the best cartel there is

by Dumbassssssssssssssss December 21, 2019

Steve Carell

A 40 year old virgin

John: you heard about chad
Phil: yeah he’s a Steve Carell

by NitroAwsomness99 September 15, 2021

Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by I multitask the Universe bitch December 7, 2021

catelligence

The kind of intelligence possessed by a lolcat.

Mr. Q is very sorry to have insulted your kitty's catelligence by implying it has no grammar skills.

by Mr. Q. January 9, 2008

slut cartel

A clique or grouping of girls comprised wholly of sluts.

It's doubtful there's a dude that girl hasn't banged. After all, she's a card carrying member of this town's premier slut cartel.

by Mister Bones June 12, 2008