Is the Pope Catholic?

Sarcastic response to another question for which the obvious answer is "yes." See also bear shit in the woods.

"Hey man, do you want a beer?"

"Is the Pope Catholic?"

by Writer@large May 30, 2006

lansing catholic high school

Lansing catholic high school is a school where seniors send nudes to freshmen, kids shit on walls, and the entire staff is racist/homophobic. This school should be turned into a strip club. Oh, can’t forget that it cost 10k a year to send your kid there while the school is made up of 4 halls.

David: oh that person is racist, they must go to Lansing catholic high school

Lizzie: look at that 67 year old texting a freshmen, he totally went to Lansing catholic high school

by Ben Dover Gabe Itch June 11, 2019

Moore Catholic

A High School on Staten islad, NY, where nearly the entire student body are either morons or sluts. Half the teachers are complete assholes, the principal is a total drunk, and the dean is an uptight ass who likes all the morons more than the intelligent people.

Aside from that 95% of the school, though, the rest of it is fine.

"Hey, I got accepted to Moore Catholic. Should I go there?"
"Only if you're taking music, that's where most of the smart people are."

by malendras September 8, 2008

foxhole catholic

A lapsed catholic who re-embraces the faith when confronted with a life-threatening situation.

The church tapped into a pool of foxhole catholics after 9/11.

by Dan Zakreski October 26, 2007

powers catholic high

A catholic high school in flint Michigan. A school that randomly drug tests even though half of the students fail. A bunch of people that act catholic but have premarital sex and half of them are secretly gay. Full of snobby rich thots. People go crazy when there’s one single fight. What ever u do don’t take the lords name is vein or you will be crucified.

I got to powers catholic high

I am a stoner I have had premarital sex and I am gay as fuck

by Assmunchpussydestoryer420 October 20, 2019

North Catholic High School

best school in the wips. far superior than hampton since they beat them every game. most people are friendly but its very cliquey. they all have a football and drinking problem and I f you don’t go to any football or basketball games you will be looked down upon. on the bright side the after parties are lit. the girls are HOT but they’re bitches . 99% of the girls here are sluts and do not act catholic at all. if you go to one north party you will get trashed, they party every weekend. they think they’re the shit cus their partner school mhs is also one of the best schools. if you can’t handle hate and judgment i suggest you go to their partner school, but it will be the same since they all know each other but there are perks. but hey you get to go there 3 days a week. side note teachers will shove their religion down your throat. btw we don’t have rats (if you don’t get this then you’re not an og)

“You going to the next north catholic high school football game Friday”

“Nah man I have an essay due”
“Go fuck yourself and transfer schools”

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