cat

tiny animals that god made to kill a lot and cuddle

Cats kill everything then cuddle with the bodies.

by Big Brain Joe June 2, 2021

cat

An alert and graceful animal, usually a domesticated member of the Felidae (cat) family, characterized by its sleek, slender body, four legs, and long tail. It is known for its intelligence, agility, and affectionate nature.

This cat had no whiskers.

by cavstock February 28, 2023

cat

coochie

my man just ate my cat last night

by loonapavedtheway February 20, 2023

cat

also known as sex kitten;
the hottest chick you willl evvvver see or meet.
she turns gay guys straight. a lot of ugly ass bitches are jealous because they want to look like her.
she is every guys helen.

guy: dayummm that is one fine ass cat! shittt.
girl: omg i wish i looked like her, but i'm an ugly bitch!

by iwillpwnUn00b February 21, 2009

cat

there are many varieties of cats (lions, leopards, cougars, lynxes) but most people have the smaller, domestic versions. Some are ugly as shit, others are cute and adorable, and BELIEVE ME, they are funny as hell if you get them stoned. Also, the breed super fast.

I had a calico cat named Jaguar. She ended up being a great-grandmother in like 10 months.

by themaninblack June 20, 2008

cat

ugly beast. they shed hair, and make old people sneeze. they cant go on walks? they are indoor pets and if your that ignorant enough to let them outside you probably dont take care of them. aaron henry is a cat lover<3 lmao! they smell and just lay on the middle of your couch and then when you sit on them they bit you!

Aaron: is that a cat?
Tyler: ya.. why?
Aaron: OH SWEET JESUS ITS A KITTY! I HAVE TO TWEET THIS AN TAKE A PIC FOR MY MYSPACE BWORDS! MMMMMMHM.
Tyler: (mouth drops) wtf?

by Brianna Bionic Bush June 27, 2010

cat

An animal that claims your furniture as it's own. It uses the furniture as a jungle gym.

"Foxy, get off of the furniture! You are just a cat! Not a leopard!"

by im.back.brush December 22, 2014