Sam Carroll, a regular of the 'selfie' phenomenon, lives partially at work and partially at the gym. His nature of frequent workouts and tribal tattoos has suggested that this character enjoys looking good at all times. His ability to 'shred' or 'rip' others is at a bare minimum, however he is almost a magnet to ferocious banter himself. Judging by his college input and his lazyness, this young man hates working at all costs; however his ability to try and hit the fashion scene has suggested to more recent scholars of the Sam Carroll, that actually his workload everywhere else is so poor only because he puts 200% of his effort in to looking sharp and clean shaven at ALL times.
James: Hey dude, did you see that guy coming out of the gym with that new jacket fashion look where they tie the strings together around their neck?
Jhonny: Yeah man, looked like a real Sam Carroll to me.
James: Word.
Jhonny: Yeah man, looked like a real Sam Carroll to me.
James: Word.
by jennywhatsthat? October 17, 2013
A shitty boyfriend who never works, who doesn’t help his girlfriend pay bills, sits around the house all day pretending he can play guitar and sing. Catch him outside walking because he doesn’t have a car. He never takes responsibility for his actions that land him in situations he’s in. It’s always someone else’s fault. Loser to say the least. Sulks in misery brings everyone down that’s why no one wants him.
by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019
A sorry, bum loser, who would rather his woman work and pay all the bills while he pretends to sing and play guitar and basketball all day rather than working like a man to HELP HIS WOMAN WHO DOES EVERYTHING ALONE! Sulks in his misery and never will take responsibility for the things he’s done that land him in shitty situations. UNDATABLE
by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019
Very strong, sparked out a gorilla with one punch , pro cow tipper , drinks Pure snake blood , killed a green anaconda with only a tooth pic and runs ST Nicholas fc , dated lots of guy birds for example your mom and Kim k
I wish I was jack carroll
by One way jc October 15, 2020
someone who is ginger. walks like bami and is a shitebag
but everyone loves her cause she is S0 R4NDUMM.
but everyone loves her cause she is S0 R4NDUMM.
by HAHAnaw. February 05, 2010
Jake Carroll is an amazing man.
He is the love of my life and my future husband, he has a huge heart and deserves nothing but happiness!
He is the love of my life and my future husband, he has a huge heart and deserves nothing but happiness!
by Kaybaybay18 February 20, 2011
by Mac Dreezie September 27, 2006