sam carroll

Sam Carroll, a regular of the 'selfie' phenomenon, lives partially at work and partially at the gym. His nature of frequent workouts and tribal tattoos has suggested that this character enjoys looking good at all times. His ability to 'shred' or 'rip' others is at a bare minimum, however he is almost a magnet to ferocious banter himself. Judging by his college input and his lazyness, this young man hates working at all costs; however his ability to try and hit the fashion scene has suggested to more recent scholars of the Sam Carroll, that actually his workload everywhere else is so poor only because he puts 200% of his effort in to looking sharp and clean shaven at ALL times.

James: Hey dude, did you see that guy coming out of the gym with that new jacket fashion look where they tie the strings together around their neck?

Jhonny: Yeah man, looked like a real Sam Carroll to me.

James: Word.

by jennywhatsthat? October 17, 2013

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Kris Carroll

A shitty boyfriend who never works, who doesn’t help his girlfriend pay bills, sits around the house all day pretending he can play guitar and sing. Catch him outside walking because he doesn’t have a car. He never takes responsibility for his actions that land him in situations he’s in. It’s always someone else’s fault. Loser to say the least. Sulks in misery brings everyone down that’s why no one wants him.

He didn’t pay bills, he takes advantage of me he is totally Kris Carroll

by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019

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carroll college

middle of nowhere , parties small af and same ppl every time, not always a bad thing tho, dining hall is called the rot and it makes sense the food is shitty, you either love it or hate it here

"Dude I go to Carroll College, it's not for school but for life"

by racecardriver February 26, 2019

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