Shut up cargo pants

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.

Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants”
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell”
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”

by I arent click that May 11, 2020

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is when someone is really nasty, fat or just obnoctious, there are 100 hurin boxes in a cargo plane in a hurtin box there are 12 hurtin units.

Me: Hey Man, Did You see Chrissy Lately?
Friend: Yeah Man, She Looked Like "A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin"

by Bhask December 07, 2010

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 01, 2025

cargo plane

When you really need to go to the bathroom but cant as ur in the middle of a game or activity and you cant go.

"I have a cargo plane cover me please" or " I have a cargo plane I need to go after this"

by xxwinzzxx February 04, 2016

Hot Cargo

The sudden realization that a hot poo is imminent

How are you Jason? Sorry Carl I can’t talk I have some hot cargo to drop off

by Bulldinkle September 06, 2022

Cargo

Cargo vroom.

Car: *Broom*
Person: whoa!! cargo vroom!

by The Big Cheese. December 05, 2023

cargo hold

a) The place inside an airship or boat where goods are stored.

b) If you don't know what a cargo cult is, you probably misheard it as cargo hold, causing you to look up a definition.

Flight attendant: Hey, fox wizard, we'll pay you to defend the cargo hold in the back of the zeppelin.
Fox wizard: Sure. It's not like I have anything else to be doing back here.

by you're joshing me. May 09, 2020