Captain Murphy

The orginal captain of Sealab. A kind but somewhat senile older man. Left Sealab 2021 in episode 33 to fight in the Great Spice Wars.

Voiced by the Harry Goz who lost his battle with cancer on September 6, 2003, at the age of 71.

Murphy: Marco! Hey buddy, you wanna, I don't know, hang out or, play a game?
Marco: I'm a little busy here, sir. Trying to keep a billion dollar research station running smoothly.
Murphy: Ooh, fun! I'll be the mommy.

by Rankojin July 12, 2004

captain douche

In a classroom or work setting captain douche would be the most egotistical and outgoing guy. He loudly shares his political opinions, life lessons and sexual exploits. He may be a loner or in a group of other douche friends but he far exceeds them with his obnoxious outgoing nature.

"THERE AREN'T ENOUGH CHICKS IN THIS CLASS!"
"I'M TO THE RIGHT OF LIMBAUGH"
"LIBERALS!? WORK! THAT'S A FIRST."

If you hear these types of phrases on a daily basis from this individual, you are dealing with a captain douche.

by slugbeast July 22, 2009

Captain Levi

A badass from Attack on Titan, he kills a lot of titans, bruh

Captain Levi: *LIVING*

Titans: oh shit

by Jud Nub February 5, 2021

Rainbow Capitalism

The action of companies pretending to support LGBT+ communities and/or specifically making merchandise for more profit.

These big companies just show rainbow capitalism and aren’t actually helping the LGBT+ community.

by Impalement June 2, 2019

Capital Camps

A Jewish camp in Waynesboro Pennsylvania known for rich Jewish kids who spend their days at camp ignoring Jewish practices, and hooking up.

Boy 1- "Ayyyy brOoooO! Me and this girl hooked up behind Yotvata last night!"
Boy 2- "AYyy that shit fire brooooo!"
Boy 1- "I know right!!! The village leader didn't even catch us!"
Boy 2- "Yoooo thats sick bro! Tell me more at b'yachad!"

Boy 1- " I love capital camps!"

by handcheck March 31, 2019

captain's daughter

The cat o' nine tails. A disciplinary/torture device consisting of multiple strands of leather or rope attached to a handle, used to whip someone. Often employed in naval settings.

"What do you do with a drunken sailor? ...Put him in bed with the captain's daughter."

by Heironymous Bosch June 26, 2006

capital malcompliance

The direct disobedience of your local civil protection unit.

"Attention: You have been charged with:
243 Assault on Civil Protection Team
Capital Malcompliance
Divisice Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance

You have been judged guilty by civil protection, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately"

by Overwatch April 20, 2005