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Capitalist

A person who decides where the capital letters should be placed in a passage of text. Words that are not important, like "Jesus" "God" and "Bible" do not deserve the capital letters and therefore this capitalist is a dictator capital letter-ist.
RS teacher: Where is the capital letters in "Jesus"
Jimmy: I am a capitalist! They don't deserve my capitals!!!
by Coca cola addict March 12, 2021
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being a dope ass investor with stacks like nelk boys and stevewilldoit
that shit was gnarly they were building all those skyscrapers for office space and buying all those companies. What you ain't down for some venture capitalist activities?
by swiggyswaggyfartdoc July 19, 2021
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anti-capitalist

A term used by strongly conservative people to describe those with tendings towards socialist policies, such as public healthcare, subsidized housing, etc, and paint them in a negative light.

Somewhat synonymous with communist in that the sense that Americans use both as insults of sorts.
Jim: Wouldn't it be great if the wealthy were taxed more to accommodate the poor?

Frank: No! Go back to mother Russia you anti-capitalist, red commie SOB!
by Stephen P November 19, 2007
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Capitalist Society

A society where teachers, public employees, Planned Parenthood, NPR and PBS crash the stock market, wipe out half of our 401Ks, take trillions in TARP money, spill oil in the Gulf of Mexico, give themselves billions in bonuses, and pay no taxes
Whiny people on Facebook talking about a Capitalist Society.
by Haute Monkey May 1, 2011
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capitalist pig

A derogatory term used by either commie bastards who don't like to see rich capitalists next to other poor, starving bastards, or dirty anarchists who despise both, the authority of the state and that of the capitalists.
A capitalist pig is probably worse than a commie bastard, and is much worse than a dirty anarchist (who is in fact less dirty than the capitalist pig or commie bastard)
"The capitalist pig buys another diamond ring while children starve in Africa"

"Long live the anarchist Confederation! Long live organization without capitalist pigs or commie bastards!"
by Jonathan Shockley April 1, 2007
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capitolist

One who believes one should make as much money as inhumanly possible by any means necessary. Commonly followed by "pig".

Capitolists are not sympathetic to the poor because they believe that because THEY became rich, anyone can. They believe that poor people are just lazy.
That capitolist pig!
by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005
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VENTURE CAPITALISTS FROM TORONTO

Why would I be paying for DICE, ORANGE JUICE and CHEESE SALAMI myself when I turn before I pay in MENLO PARK giving up my "BIRTHRIGHTS TO G00GLE ALPHABET" when the VENTURE CAPITALISTS FROM TORONTO is SQUIRT after SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN for being a POINT MAN at MANDALAY BAY they give me $20 to EAT and disappear immediately into the SUNSET.
by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 12, 2022
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