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Nicolie-Cannoli

An individual, preferably female, that does a wide variety of drugs, who exposes themselves to a wide variety of men or women, has no shame in wrecking long time relationships, quickly jumps to her next "victim" and nonchalantly moves on.
Brice:Hey larry why dontcha stay fer the party ayy? Larry: Thanks for the offer Brice, but i gotta get tf outta here, Nicolie-Cannoli is in the next room over, and i dont cheat i dont want my wife thinking.... Brice: Ohhhh, i gotcha. Go head man get home before divorce papers are on the kitchen table.
by Galaxyzbeyond101 May 7, 2019
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Longhorn Cannoli

When your longhorn server takes the bread and stuffs it full of their cream ;)
Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.

Host: Man you're fucked.
by longhornhostnigga November 1, 2020
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Cannoli chocolato

The Italian term for poop dick, it is when a man sticks his dick up a girl’s anus and gets shit all over his penis.
Giovanni: Fuck man, last night I was hitting it from behind and my girl forgot to wipe, O ended up with a Cannoli chocolato.

Cletus: Bless your heart, you I-Talian, we only need 2 syllables for that here’s in Alabama. We call it poop dick rounds these parts.
by stonydaman May 3, 2021
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Cannoli Dick

When you have to wear a condom post sex full of your cum, covered in her glaze for more than 5 minutes.
Dude I got cannoli dick!

What tf is that?

I fucked this chick and she came all over my dick. We got caught and I had to wear the cum covered cum filled condom for like 10 minutes. Fucking cannoli dick!
by Pink Mist Brother May 6, 2021
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Stroking the Cannoli

Masturbation, specifically for males.
Dude, i was Stroking the Cannoli yesterday and it felt pretty good.
by penissemen October 12, 2019
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Tallahassee Cannoli

The byproduct of the torsional stretching of the gland’s, caused by overstressed hemorrhoids
Dude when I went to take a shit, I accidentally left a Tallahassee cannoli in my grandma’s toilet
by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022
mugGet the Tallahassee Cannolimug.

Cannoli

When a old lady gets cream pied and rolls it up in her wizard sleeve
by Hejdhdej October 16, 2021
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