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cannabiser

Contact my Cannabiser, he knows and grows the best strains.

I'm going to take courses in college to become a Cannabiser.
by shmart December 18, 2017
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Cannabisism

The act of cannabis consuming itself in some way.
No.1: "Dude, I think my weed ate itself..."

No.2: "No, not cannabisism, are you sure you didn't smoke it?"

No.1: "Oh yeah, I did."
by RalphHoward November 19, 2013
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Cannabisalism

When you're so high that you consider eating one of your friends
Guy 1: yo, i had the munchies so bad last night i almost took a bite out of Chris's arm
Guy 2: sounds to me like a case of cannabisalism
by MKCKD January 17, 2011
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cannabisism

One who one eats foods containing cannabis (ex: pot brownies, pot cookies etc.)
Did you hear the Stoner party was found guilty of cannabisism?
by yessir5543 May 30, 2009
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Cannabis Courage

Employing the same dynamics of Dutch Courage, but more subtler to spot on the surface, your friend is a clumsy idiot when sober, but thinks he is an instant yogi, mystic and guru, after only three drags of what he thinks is "instant brain cells" or "enlightenment" or "pure intelligence" or "creativity" rolled into one...but chases all the beautiful women away and attracts all the miserable single mothers and lonely but fatal strippers and pretty, but predatory prostitutes and users, because he has a boyish insecurity or complex or ego and weed simply magnifies that for him at the cost of everyone around him.
Random Victim: "Your friend is really smart."
Me: "Yeah he is a damn good Socrates when he is high, but a real Peter Griffin when he is not."

Random Victim: "What" or "Wut" or "Wah" or "Woot."

Me: "Its Cannabis Courage, that is all that is."

Random Victim (RV): "I don't know what you are on about"(UK) or "...aboot"(CAN) or "WTF"(US)...proceeds to befriend my friend for sometime in hopes some of that enlightenment dust rubbing off on him...6 months later Random Victim is paranoid schizophrenic that thinks the US Government is after him because he "knows too much" about Babylon. Now he has Cannabis Courage.
by Dr. Great Guy July 22, 2019
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cannabis

I used some cannabis.
by Koint June 14, 2021
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cannabis baby

A person who loves weed with a passion and they know a lot about it
by Lightskin jesus June 7, 2023
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