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Cannabis Courage

Employing the same dynamics of Dutch Courage, but more subtler to spot on the surface, your friend is a clumsy idiot when sober, but thinks he is an instant yogi, mystic and guru, after only three drags of what he thinks is "instant brain cells" or "enlightenment" or "pure intelligence" or "creativity" rolled into one...but chases all the beautiful women away and attracts all the miserable single mothers and lonely but fatal strippers and pretty, but predatory prostitutes and users, because he has a boyish insecurity or complex or ego and weed simply magnifies that for him at the cost of everyone around him.
Random Victim: "Your friend is really smart."
Me: "Yeah he is a damn good Socrates when he is high, but a real Peter Griffin when he is not."

Random Victim: "What" or "Wut" or "Wah" or "Woot."

Me: "Its Cannabis Courage, that is all that is."

Random Victim (RV): "I don't know what you are on about"(UK) or "...aboot"(CAN) or "WTF"(US)...proceeds to befriend my friend for sometime in hopes some of that enlightenment dust rubbing off on him...6 months later Random Victim is paranoid schizophrenic that thinks the US Government is after him because he "knows too much" about Babylon. Now he has Cannabis Courage.
by Dr. Great Guy July 22, 2019
mugGet the Cannabis Couragemug.

cannabis

I used some cannabis.
by Koint June 14, 2021
mugGet the cannabismug.

cannabis baby

A person who loves weed with a passion and they know a lot about it
by Lightskin jesus June 7, 2023
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Krillabis til Cannabis

The worst song ever created. Nobody knows how it was possible to conjure this horrible terrible dreadful horrendous frightful fearful awful terrible shockingly ugly hideous grim appalling... being? Creature? I don't know, should it even be classified as a song? I don't think so. 170 views, really? Pathetic. Give up. To Krillabis himself, know that listening to your "song" has ruined my life. I sit here every day, just waiting. Hoping. BEGGING for sweet release, because I just want it out of my life. Fuck you, Krillabis.
Brainwashed person: Hey have you heard of Krillabis to Cannabis? The song? It's amazing, you should listen to it. Krillabis til Cannabis is the best song ever made! It's
Other person: Uh, no, I haven't. Who has? It sounds horrible. I hate it just from the name.
mugGet the Krillabis til Cannabismug.

Cannabis

Cannabis, the mutual love of #LITFAM
by LIT Rolling Good Times September 22, 2021
mugGet the Cannabismug.

Cannabis Januais

The month where you give up drinking and replace it with cannabis.
Im not drinking in January but instead I am doing Cannabis Januais! Happy Cannabis Januais!!
by thebeerdd February 2, 2025
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Cannabis Spotter

A cannabis entrepreneur who keeps an eye on market supply always looking for new opertunintes.
Justin is an aspiring cannabis spotter.
by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023
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