Referring to the king of all canine acts. This crown is bestowed upon those who commit grave, grave dog acts. Usually they're horny kids as well.
Arvind Kale currently wears the crown of king canine. However, there is a plot to overthrow him by an ambitious heir apparent in Mr Whippy.
by Magnum! December 1, 2009
Get the king caninemug. The act of sticking your finger into a yapper dogs behind, shoving it down his throat, and punting it back into the neighbors yard where it came from.
If I catch that dog in my trash again, I'm going to feel angry and canine fudge punt that little mutt over the fence.
by Intellectual Word August 14, 2012
Get the Canine Fudge Puntmug. Why is he always either lovingly kissing his dog or angrily screaming at it , he has Canine affective disorder.
by lazylinguist August 9, 2012
Get the Canine Affective Disordermug. "I hear HR wants a dog and pony show tomorrow."
"Worse, we got a canine equestrian extravaganza on our hands."
"Damn."
"Worse, we got a canine equestrian extravaganza on our hands."
"Damn."
by Rapier June 27, 2007
Get the canine equestrian extravaganzamug. A briefing and/or demonstration for senior management, where the audience is too important for a mere dog and pony show.
by Shputz August 14, 2011
Get the Canine-equine extravaganzamug. Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.
Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."
Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."
by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012
Get the Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograftmug. A poorly funded but longstanding inner city project set up to assist dogs to find their original assholes after the tragic fire that caused them to lose track of their own so long ago.
Many folks are unaware of of the important and selfless work done by the Canine Asshole Reclamation Project which seeks to reunite dogs with their rightful assholes.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
Get the Canine Asshole Reclamation Projectmug.