The Calvinator

A sexual practice in which sex toys (dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, etc.) are replaced with lizards of all shapes and sizes. The bigger the lizard, the better the orgasm. Typically, the person on top screams "KYS" upon ejaculation, thus creating a Calvin-induced super-orgasm. The cult calling themselves "The Reptilian Army" are known for praciticing this tactic everytime they have intercourse without fail.
"Ah, I can't take anymore of the calvinator, I'm going to cum!"
"KYS BITCH"
by Clasm April 25, 2016
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Calvin

A cunt who believes he is above everyone else
Don't be such a calvin
by 9753124680jj July 11, 2017
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Calvin loves roblox
Marisa- Calvin do u Ike roblox

Calvin - yes I love roblox
by Roblox is life November 28, 2017
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Someone who likes to eat dog buttholes
Girl: Calvin! Stop eating my dog's butthole!
Calvin: But she needs her salad tossed!
by KittyKat632 June 14, 2015
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CALVIN

Calvin is a warm-hearted person. He has a big heart and has no bad intentions. Calvin refers himself as a wolf and underestimate other animals. Calvin is lovable and caring. I admit that he's handsome. He is very talkative and annoying but that's what I like about him. Calvin is a special human because he's patient.
Calvin is the most charming guy in the universe.
by manvswolf May 30, 2018
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A shitty driver! Doesnt check his blind spots! Smart cars are invisible to him! Blame on others!
Calvin hit a smart car and blamed it on an Audi.
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An openly straight guy who is suspected of being homosexual by his peers is caught kissing another guy in a dark club. This said guy then continues to declare he is not a homsexual.
Hey bro, did you see what he did last night at the club? He pulled a Calvin. No H. RoadHouse!
by house music lover September 26, 2013
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