cack

When one person slaps another in the face with their penis.

If that stupid ho bites my dick again, I'm gonna cack her.

by Yeahr May 20, 2008

Cack

Deliberate mispronunciation of the word "cock", slang for penis. Used for comedic effect.

"Mistah Vasquez?!"
"Suck a cack!!"

by Vanilla_Bear October 4, 2008

cack

the thing that hangs over your balls

do you wanna lick my cack and balls?

by purplemonky November 23, 2003

cack

Shit. Comes from slavic languages, cacashka (Russian)

Our beast made a cack in the kitchen

by matilda134 April 1, 2014

Cacking

The sound cats make while bird or animal-watching.

I heard Kittyface cacking at those squirrels again. She was like "cack-ca-cack ca-ca-cack"

by SamiCakes88 January 1, 2017

Cack

A variation of the word Cock used on gaming servers that do not allow profanity in order for the gamer to avoid being banned. Most oftenly used when repeating movie quotes from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Vitapimp: Mooby is a 1337 player because he loves the COCK!

Noob Admin: Stop using profanity or you will be banned!

Vitapimp: Sorry dude. Fear the CACK, it pwns joo!

by vitapimp June 10, 2008

cack

The long nuddle between your legs

1) OH my cack is so hard
2) that bitch sucked my cack really good
3) i stroked my cack really hard

by guag March 20, 2004