Crap

abbreviation for

Christmas Reaps Anal Pleasures

nearly there!

You know Crap?

by juggernaut sex monster January 2, 2007

Crap

a word meant for Apple products

That new Iphone 5 is a piece of crap

by masterdomain September 13, 2012

crap

Something utterly resembling garbage.

Anime, XBOX, Playsation 1-2, etc.

by Exor January 2, 2007

Crap

1.Twilight by Stephanie Meyer.

2.Justin Bieber.

(1)1.Have you read that crap?
2.Nah man,Twilight is for fu**in girls and pansies...except some girls.
1.I know dude...
3.OH EM JEE!DID SUM1 SAI TWILIGHT?!!?!?!?!?!?!?BEST BEWK EVAR!
1&2.SHUT THE HELL UP!
3.NEWBS!

(2)JB:BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOH!
Normal Person:TURN THAT CRAP OFF.

by ihatecrap October 12, 2010

Crap it!

A mild form of acceptable swearing used to denote frustration.

Crap it! The Cubs blew it again!

by honktastic December 9, 2008

CRAP

Acronym for Cash Restricted Analyst Programmer. Typically someone who went into a an Information Technology related career only time find out, its relatively low paid career choice, with little or no job satisfaction.

My computer job is CRAP.

What do you do? CRAP.

by Stinblad April 6, 2007

crap

1. In society, crap is a synonym for feces or poop.
2. A word used to show frustration because of failure or some other unfortunate happening.

1. My crap was 3 feet long! And it clogged the toilet for 5 hrs!
2. Crap, i died again!!!! I'm quitting this game forever.

by sean the n00b April 2, 2008