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sphincter-buster

A shit so large, it rips one or more of the circular muscles in the anus on its way out. This usually causes bleeding and mild to intense discomfort.
Male 1 (In the restroom): Call an ambulance!
Male 2: Why?
Male 1: I just had a sphincter-buster! My anus is bleeding and I cant sit down!
by BobotheClown December 14, 2008
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Slump Buster

A female that is used to end to end a period lacking females. A slump buster is, generally speaking, less than what one's standards would be, had the person using the slump buster been in a time flourishing in the female department. It is usually looked back upon as a mistake.
Sean: Dang, did you see that fat chick Josh was making out with?
Jared: It's fine, we've all had our fair share of slump busters.
by J Mane May 16, 2010
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sad buster

An extremely empathetic friend, on facebook, or even in the physical world who is there to give sympathy and to listen to your concerns.

No need to go "cold finger" or to pretend your phone is dying in a world with sad busters.

They spin a positive logic out of the bits and pieces that make up the internet especially. They love introverts.

Contrary to the urban dictionary post regarding "sympathy seekers" sad people are worth the sympathy they achieve!
She always makes me feel better. She is a true sad buster
by hmm...Moniker June 10, 2011
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Sawlog Buster

A medium length stick of wood (Oak or Cherry), used for dislodging large lumps of feces blocking a toilet. Kept outside (for obvious reasons), it is brought inside on those occasions where large amounts of pasta, bread, cheese and alcoholic beverage have been recently consumed, and are causing blockages to both bowels and plumbing.
Troy, you better use that sawlog buster so you don't clog up the toilet!
by SawLog Man July 26, 2011
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Slump buster

When a person goes through a long period of not dating and the "Slump Buster" is the one who breaks the "slump".
Guy 1: That woman over there looks lonely.
Guy 2: Well, not anymore because I'm the slump buster!
by One off handle January 27, 2022
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side buster

Someone who rudely interupts a conversation by adding their unwanted two-cents.
Bob: "yo johnny do you know where i can score some dope?"
Random Side Buster: "crack is wack."
Johnny: "listen bitch, ain't nobody ask for your opinion. Take your side buster ass somewhere else."
by straightupGsince1989 December 9, 2008
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Side buster

Someone who decides to enter a conversation already in progress in which he/she was not a part of. Normally the person comes out of no where.
Jamie to Mindi: "I hate boys they smell"
Mindi: I agree they really..."
rudely interrupted by stranger
Stranger "You know not all of us smell you"

Mindi and Jamie: "SIDE BUSTER"

No one was fucking talk to you stop side busting douche bag.
by j dizzle jenkins February 10, 2009
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