Buffer Zone

A distance of at least one unit of seating (e.g. a chair, a foot or two on a bench) in between you and at least one other person. It is most often used when: a) a foul odor is emanating from the person next to you b) you don't want to be accused of being too close to a person of the same sex for, well, obvious reasons...homosexuality c) discomfort

"Hey dude you smell like shit, we should have a 1 desk buffer zone or I'll pass out during class."

by Max Power April 6, 2005

buffercup

- someone's who's just so adorable and huggable

"Darling, you're such a buffercup!"

by Buttercup17776 April 27, 2010

Buffering

Buffering refers to that period of time that you lost previous to when you suddenly become aware you are now not doing anything. This is your brain trying to load normal function and cognition whilst enhanced or debilitated by mind altering drugs. The time you were buffering will be unbeknown to the bufferer and they will then continue with a new task or indeed the original task.

Guys what was i doing? I seem to have been buffering...I'll rack up the next line then!

by Little Face December 12, 2014

Buyers Denial Syndrome

AKA BDS. its a cause of a customer buying a product and it turns out to be a faulty product or a product that was under the expectation of the customer who recieved it.

Instead of the customer A. returning the product to the company for a better one. or B. realize that they have been duped and count their losses. They instead lie to themselves that the product was supposed to do this all along and that this is a good product knowing that it is a bad lackluster investment in a product.

-Can you believe he told me that in madden? the uniforms are not a big deal and also that player doing a moonwalk on the field is just a planned patch from EA coming soon?

-yeah he suffers from Buyers Denial Syndrome. Probably thinks that superman returns should have been game of the year too....

by realistic view September 13, 2007

Buford

A non educated human, who annoys the human population and belongs in a barnyard .

"Don't look at me that way you BUFORD"

"stop fooling around you BUFORD "

by Everyone is a BUFORD except me February 18, 2013

BUFAR

Drunkenly trying to use the word FUBAR to describe your or someone elses current status, but failing miserably.

Dude I am so BUFARed!

by ChargersRGreat July 22, 2009

Buer

Descriptive word used to describe a person who is fit or physically attractive. Typically used in Northern English slang.

Jack: Oh mate, that lass is a pure buer

Josh: Tell me about it!

by xxarcticmonkeysxx August 12, 2019